My life kind of resembles Forrest Gump’s life, except that I haven’t met any famous

My life kind of resembles Forrest Gump’s life, except that I haven’t met any famous people, struck it rich or had any major accomplishments. I guess all I’m saying is that I, too, once drank so much Dr. Pepper that I had to pee really bad.

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