“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

A jealous husband to his wife: “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

Wife: “I suppose. I would just need to figure out a way to come up with that kind of money.”

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“There is a man with a beard who lives in the clouds and has

“There is a man with a beard who lives in the clouds and has magic powers but cries when I masturbate.” – Lots of otherwise sensible people

Posted: February 19, 2026 (7 months ago)
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