“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

A jealous husband to his wife: “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

Wife: “I suppose. I would just need to figure out a way to come up with that kind of money.”

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Dinosaurs Died Before Fried Chicken

Sometimes when I eat fried chicken, I tear into it and pretend I’m some kind of prehistoric dinosaur making a kill. But then I realize that it’s pretty silly because dinosaurs all died long before fried chicken ever walked the earth.

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Posted: February 19, 2026 (6 months ago)
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