An elderly couple driving get pulled over by a cop. The woman is behind the wheel, and is a bit hard of hearing.
The cop: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”
She turns to her husband: “What? What did he say?”
He shouts into her ear: “You were speeding!”
The cop: “Your license, please.”
Once again, she turns to her husband: “What did he say?”
He shouts even louder into her ear: “Give him your license!”
She hands it over.
The cop looks at it and says: “Oh, you’re from Arkansas. I remember being there once… and having the absolute worst sex of my life.”
The woman: “What? What did he say?”
The husband shouts into her ear: “He said he knows you!”
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