A Bad Monopoly Game

My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused to eat, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces.

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After that, we never played Monopoly with him again.

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If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way.

If I were Superman, I think I’d just fight for truth, justice and the Canadian way. That seems easier. All I’d ever have to do is break up an occasional hockey fight, and make sure criminals say everything twice. Once in English, and then again in French.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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