A Long Time — We’re Buildin’ a Garage

A couple of rednecks pull into a lumberyard. One goes in and asks the clerk for some four-by-twos.

“You mean two-by-fours?” the clerk asks.

The redneck says, “I’ll go check.”

He goes back to the car, asks his buddy, and returns a minute later.

“Yeah, two-by-fours will be fine,” he tells the clerk.

“All right,” says the clerk. “And how long?”

“Just a minute,” says the redneck, and heads back out to the car.

A minute later he comes back and says, “A long time. We’re buildin’ a garage.”