A woman is at the top of a cliff working up the nerve to jump to her death when a smelly homeless person walks up and says, “Hey lady, if you are going to jump, why don’t we have sex first?”
She yells, “No! Get away from me!”
So the homeless guy says, “Fine! I’ll just wait at the bottom.”
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