Beach Woman’s Unexpected Question Ruins Everything

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Three guys are walking down the beach when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. Well the first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says “What will we name the child?”

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Well the guy freaks and runs away.

So the second guy goes over to her and starts doing his thing when she says “What will we name the child?”

He freaks out also and runs away.

The third guy has been watching all this. So he puts on a rubber and goes to do his thing. When she says “What will we name the child?”

He ignores her and keeps on going. She keeps asking but he keeps going. Finally he finishes and pulls off the rubber, ties a knot in the end of the rubber and throws it in the ocean.

He turns to the girl and says “If he gets out of that, we’ll call him Houdini.”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: parenting, relationships, sex
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