Biden, Obama, and Trump get lost in the woods one night.
They come across an old farm and knock on the door to ask if they can get shelter there overnight.
The farmer answers the door and says yes, but he only has room in his house for two guests, so one of the guys will have to sleep in the barn.
Biden offers to sleep in the barn, and everyone turns in for the night. A couple minutes later, the farmer hears KNOCK KNOCK on the door. It was Biden standing there. Biden says, “I didn’t realize horses were in there. I’m allergic.”
So the farmer lets Biden in and sends Obama to the barn instead. A couple minutes later, the farmer hears KNOCK KNOCK on his door. It was Obama standing there. He said, “I can’t sleep out there. The smell from the pigs is making me nauseous.”
So the farmer lets Obama in and sends Trump out to the barn instead. A couple minutes later, the farmer hears KNOCK KNOCK on the door.
It was the horse and the pigs standing there.
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