Billy Ray and the Bottom Deodorant

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Billy Ray walks into Walgreens and asks the pharmacist for some “Bottom deodorant” for his bottom.

“Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant,” the pharmacist replies, trying to keep from laughing.

“Yeah but I always buy it here,” Billy Ray says. “I bought one last month. My wife gets hers from here too!”

Curious, the pharmacist suggests, “Look, I don’t know what y’all bought before, but maybe you can bring in the empty one of what y’all had next time you come in.”

“Sure thing,” Billy Ray says. “I’ll bring it in tomorrow.”

The next day, Billy Ray walks into Walgreens again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick.

“This is just a normal deodorant,” the man tells Billy Ray. “To use under your arms.”

“Oh no it is not,” Billy Ray answers. “Look here where it says: TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”

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Posted: June 2, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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