Blondes and the Mystery of Shoulders

Two blondes were on an elevator.

Then a man got on. One blonde says to the other, “Wow, that guy has bad dandruff. Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.”

The other one says, “How do you give shoulders?”

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (6 months ago)
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