Can I Have One of That Too

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman, holding his drink tight, looked at the attendant and said, “Can I have one of that too.”

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Posted: June 24, 2026 (2 months ago)
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