After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service.
The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.
“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members,” explained the minister.
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”
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