Dad’s Mechanical Secretary Problem

A young boy asked his mother, “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?”

“Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his mother.

The young boy answered “The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary.”

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Beat Up a Fifth Grader

I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”

But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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