Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…
Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A: They have shaky hands!
Q: What do you call a female midget who’s nice and gives head?
A: Short, sweet, and to the point!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A: Come in eight flavors.
Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
A: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
Q: Do you know why it’s called sex?
A: Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 8 hours, 59 minutes – who cares what she wants!
Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.
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