Do Voodoo Dolls Work?

So a woman calls her husband at work and asks, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your back, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
He says, “God, no.”

And she says, “Um… how about now?”

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Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph

Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph Malph, you most definitely don’t “still got it.”

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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