Fireman’s Home Alarm System Gets Misused

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A fireman was talking to his wife and told her “We have this really good system down at the station. One bell means that we all grab our gear, two bells means that we all slide down the pole, and three bells means that we all board the fire engine and leave. So that’s what we’re going to do around here. When I say one bell, I want you to take off all of your clothes. When I say two bells, I want you to get in the bed. When I say three bells, we start screwing.”

Later on that night, the fireman said one bell, and his wife began to disrobe.

Then, he said two bells, and his wife jumped into the bed.

Then, he said three bells, and they began to screw.

After a couple of minutes, his wife said “four bells.”

The fireman said “What’s that mean?”

She said “The fire is not out and I need more hose!”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: marriage, sex, work
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