First Class Isnt Going to Sydney

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, walks into first class, and sits down.

The flight attendant sees this and asks to check her ticket. She explains that the passenger paid for economy and will need to return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney, and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde passenger in first class who belongs in economy and refuses to move.

The co-pilot goes back and tries to explain, but the blonde just repeats, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney, and I’m staying right here.”

Frustrated, the co-pilot tells the pilot they may need to have police waiting when they land.

The pilot says, “You said she’s blonde? I’ve got this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He walks back, leans down, and whispers something in her ear.

The blonde immediately says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” gets up, and returns to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed. “What did you say to her?”

The pilot smiles and says, “I told her first class isn’t going to Sydney.”