An annoyed lady approaches Little Johnny after watching him eat a bag of candy for some time.
“You know little boy, eating that much candy isn’t good for you!”
“Oh yeah, well my grandpa lived to be a hundred.”
“Oh really? But did he eat a lot of candy?”
“No, but he minded his own fucking business!”
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