Hair on Your Muffin

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cupcake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.”

“I know,” she replies. “I’m gonna get tits too.”

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Arrest a Mime

If I were a cop, I’d look for an excuse to arrest a mime just so I could tell them they had the right to remain silent.

Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: barbershop, childhood, misunderstanding
Sensitivity: PG-13