How Do You Like That

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This woman is in labor. Everything is going fine, and suddenly the nurse exclaims “I can see his head!”

And sure enough, the baby peeks out. But then he sees this nurse, gets scared, and ducks back in. After a few moments, he pops his head out and looks around the room again. This time, he sees the doctor, gets scared, and ducks back in. A few more minutes pass, and the baby reluctantly peeks out again. This time, he sees the father.

Suddenly, he reaches out and starts poking the father on his forehead and says, “How do you like that, mother fucker!??”

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: childbirth, family humor, parenting
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