Hurts Doesnt It

A married guy was out getting a little “strange stuff” when he suffered a massive heart attack and died. The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying, “Your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can’t get to go away… What would you like us to do?”

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To which she replied, “Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me… Cut it off and stuff it in his ass.”

When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on her deceased husband’s face as he lay in the casket. Bending over him she said softly, “Hurts, doesn’t it?”

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Posted: April 26, 2026 (5 months ago)
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