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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and yells, “If I’m about to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!”

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She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A drunk fellow stands up, removes his shirt and says, “HERE, FUCKIN’ IRON THIS!”

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I always thought the lyrics were, “Love me tender, love me long,

I always thought the lyrics were, “Love me tender, love me long, take my legs apart.” It would be nice if someone had corrected me *before* I sang it at my sister’s wedding.

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Posted: May 21, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: airplane, gender, shock value
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