It Was an Estimate

Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says, “I have an 8 inch dick, and I can shag all night!”

After a few drinks, she takes Bob home with her.

The next morning, she says, “You said you had an 8 inch dick and could last all night! Instead, you have a 5 inch dick and lasted three minutes!”

Bob replies, “I’m a builder, love. It was an estimate.”

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In my opinion, if you’re Public Enemy Number 2,000,000,000 or greater, they should

In my opinion, if you’re Public Enemy Number 2,000,000,000 or greater, they should probably just remove you from the list altogether.

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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