Jesus Walked Everywhere

A young man asks his religious father for some money to buy a car…

The father says, “Not until you cut your hair and shave that beard.”

The son replies, “But Jesus had long hair and a beard.”

“That’s true, son,” says the father, “but Jesus also walked everywhere he went.”

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Posted: May 6, 2026 (5 months ago)
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