Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning, all excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something and then give a short talk about their sales strategy.

Little Sally went first. “I sold Girl Scout cookies,” she said proudly. “I made $30. My approach was to appeal to people’s kindness!”

“Excellent,” said the teacher.

Little Mary went next. “I sold magazines. I made $45. I told people that magazines help them keep up with the news.”

“Very good, Mary,” said the teacher.

Finally, it was Little Johnny’s turn. He walked to the front, dumped a shoebox full of cash on the teacher’s desk, and said, “$2,467.”

The teacher nearly fainted. “$2,467?! Johnny, what on earth were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” Johnny replied.

“Toothbrushes?! How could you sell that many?”

Johnny grinned. “Well, I went to the busiest corner in town and set up a table with a sign that said ‘Free Sample.’ I handed everyone a chip dipped in a little brown mixture. Every single person said the same thing: ‘Eww! That tastes like dog food!’”

“Then I said, ‘It sure does!… Would you like to buy a toothbrush?’”

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Posted: June 19, 2026 (2 days ago)
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