Milton and the Chainsaw

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Milton went to the store and bought a chainsaw. The next day, he brings it back, mad, and says, “Look, you told me that this chainsaw would cut down 25 trees in an hour and I spent all day yesterday and only cut 1 down.”

The clerk says, “Let me check it to see if it’s working right.” He starts it right up no problem and BRRRRRR!!!!

Milton jumps back in surprise and says, “What the hell is that noise?”

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Posted: May 6, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: miscommunication, product design, workplace humor
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