Mine Does

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Anne get drunk in a bar and end up shagging a couple of rednecks in the car park.

Halfway through, Sister Anne repents and shouts, “Forgive him, Father, for he knows not what he does,” to which Sister Mary replies, “Mine does”.

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I’m just gonna be the asshole that says those 3-D ultrasound

I’m just gonna be the asshole that says those 3-D ultrasound images make your babies look scary as shit.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: alcohol, religion, sexual innuendo
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