More Signs You May Have a Drinking Problem

You fall off the floor quite often.

The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…

Hangovers have become an alternative lifestyle.

Bill & Hillary Clinton are starting to make sense.

You lose most of the arguments with inanimate objects.

You have a “Reserved Parking” space at your liquor store.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You don’t recognize people unless seen through the bottom of a glass.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

You think the four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol & Women.