My Best Friend In Bed

I came home and found my wife in bed with my best friend!

She was stroking him, and he was licking her!

I did what any red-blooded man would do under such circumstances.

I rolled up a newspaper, bopped him on the nose with it, and yelled:

“Bad dog! BAD dog!”

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The Discovery Channel is doing specials about paranormal

The Discovery Channel is doing specials about paranormal phenomena that some people swear exist yet science has been unable to confirm. They did a show about UFOs and another about Bigfoot. Tomorrow they’re doing one on the clitoris.

Posted: September 12, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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