Nice Legs

A man walked into a bar one day and saw an obese lady dancing on the table.

He walked over to her and said, “Those are some nice legs.”

She said to him, “You think so?”

He said, “Yes, because most table legs would have collapsed by now.”

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Too Much History Between Us

I was at the museum, and I suddenly saw my ex on the other side of the exhibition hall. I didn’t go and say hello though.

There was too much history between us.

Posted: May 12, 2026 (5 months ago)
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