Nice Pattern

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The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was happy the night was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said, “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn’t wearing any.

She glanced down and said, “Nice pattern. But does it also come in men’s sizes?”

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: aging, embarrassment, relationship humor
Sensitivity: PG-13