Oral Sex Aint Much Fun

A hillbilly couple is lying in bed.

Otis turns to his wife and says, “Fuck you.”

A minute goes by and then Rita Mae turns to Otis and says, “Fuck you.”

Another couple of minutes pass and Otis says, “Fuck you” again to his wife.

This back and forth goes on for a bit longer when Otis finally turns to his wife and says, “You know, oral sex ain’t much fun.”

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Multiple Autobiographies

The cool thing about having multiple personality disorder is that you get to write a shitload of autobiographies!

Posted: May 16, 2026 (4 months ago)
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