Some smart looking businessman dude was sitting in a bar drinking a beer one night when a gorgeous well-stacked blonde walked in.
She says, “For $250, I’ll do anything you want, only you have to describe it in three words or less.”
He thinks about this a minute or so, pulls out $250, and says, “Paint my house.”
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