Prepared for College: Life’s Surprises Ahead!

A young lad is on his way to college. His dad takes him aside and says, “Son, in college you are going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the pharmacist.”

The lad says, “Don’t worry, Dad. I have condoms.”

His dad says, “Not condoms. I got you some anti-depressants.”

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As Hot Today as 50 Years Ago

Old lady says to her husband, “My nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago.”

Her husband says, “They ought to be. One is in coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”

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Posted: March 15, 2026 (5 months ago)
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