A young lad is on his way to college. His dad takes him aside and says, “Son, in college you are going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the pharmacist.”
The lad says, “Don’t worry, Dad. I have condoms.”
His dad says, “Not condoms. I got you some anti-depressants.”
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