Saturday Night With Ned

My neighbor Ned cornered me in the driveway and grinned like a maniac.

“Oi, come over Saturday night, mate. It’s gonna be mental — bit of drinking, bit of fighting, bit of fucking!”

I lit up. “Hell yeah! What time?”

Ned shrugged, still smiling.

“Don’t matter. It’ll just be you and me.”

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Parsley Farm

I just got hired at a parsley farm.

It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.

Posted: May 3, 2026 (5 months ago)
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