That ID Is a Few Years Old

A long, long time ago, when I was nineteen or twenty, I went to a bar with an older friend. The guy at the door asked for my ID. I gave him my driver’s license, which of course had my date of birth printed on it.

He looked at it and said, “You have to be twenty-one to get in here.”

I replied, “That ID is a few years old.”

He looked at it again for a moment, then said, “Oh, OK” and let me in.

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Good News and Bad News

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Posted: April 20, 2026 (5 months ago)
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