Thatll Put an End to That Nonsense

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Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.

One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy, you look really tired!” His friend replies, “Dude, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time – three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don’t know what to do!”

A fellow in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them and overhears their conversation. He looks over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says, “Marry her. That’ll put an end to that nonsense!”

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The Discovery Channel is doing specials about paranormal

The Discovery Channel is doing specials about paranormal phenomena that some people swear exist yet science has been unable to confirm. They did a show about UFOs and another about Bigfoot. Tomorrow they’re doing one on the clitoris.

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: marital humor, relationships, sex
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