Thatll Put an End to That Nonsense

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.

One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy, you look really tired!” His friend replies, “Dude, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time – three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don’t know what to do!”

A fellow in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them and overhears their conversation. He looks over at the two men and, showing the wisdom of his age, says, “Marry her. That’ll put an end to that nonsense!”

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Alone When Doing Number Two

The old song says, “One is the loneliest number you could ever do.” I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be alone when I’m doing number two.

Posted: May 18, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: marital humor, relationships, sex
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