A husband and wife are celebrating their 30th anniversary at a quiet romantic restaurant when a beautiful young woman walks up to their table, kisses the husband deeply on the lips, and says, “See you tomorrow, babe,” before strolling out.
The wife is absolutely furious. She slams her glass down and screams, “Who the fuck was that?!”
The husband calmly takes a sip of his wine and says, “Relax, honey. That’s my mistress.”
“Mistress?!” the wife shrieks. “That is it! I want a divorce, I’m taking the house, the kids, and half of everything you own!”
The husband shrugs. “Fine, if that’s what you want. But remember, if we divorce, that means no more shopping trips to Paris, no more summer villa in Tuscany, no more Infiniti in the driveway, and no more country club membership. The choice is yours.”
Just then, they look across the restaurant and see a mutual friend of theirs sitting with a stunning brunette.
The wife narrows her eyes and asks, “Isn’t that Richard over there? Who is he with?”
The husband nods. “Oh, that’s his mistress.”
The wife takes a long sip of her champagne, looks back at her husband, and says, “Well… I must say, ours is much prettier.”
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