The Anniversary Gift in the Driveway

A wife was furious because her husband forgot their wedding anniversary.

She crossed her arms and yelled, “Tomorrow morning, I want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under five seconds!”

The husband said nothing.

The next morning, the wife walked outside and found a small wrapped box sitting in the driveway.

Confused, she opened it.

Inside was a brand-new bathroom scale.

According to hospital staff, the husband is expected to make a full recovery.

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Posted: May 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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