The Ball Kind

A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” enquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

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So They Don’t Poke Your Eye Out

Why are pubic hairs curly?

So they don’t poke your eye out.

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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