The Bar Menu

A man walks into a bar.

Upon sitting down, a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

He looks up at the menu above the bar.

It says, “Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, Handjob $10.”

He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?”

She winks and replies, “Why, yes, I am.”

He says, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”

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I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep.

I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep. My standards may be low, but I draw the line at accepting money from corpses.

Posted: September 12, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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