A man walks into a bar.
Upon sitting down, a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.
He looks up at the menu above the bar.
It says, “Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, Handjob $10.”
He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
She winks and replies, “Why, yes, I am.”
He says, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”
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