A Pastor was standing at the church door greeting people after service.
One man walked by and the Pastor grabbed his hand and said, “Brother, you need to join the Army of the Lord!”
The man looked confused and said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
The pastor whispered, “Then how come I only see you at Christmas and Easter?”
The man leaned in and whispered back, “Because I’m in the secret service.”
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