The Frat Bro and the Nuns

Two frat bros are walking along when they see a group of nuns walking up the opposite side of the street.

After a little bit of a ruckus, one of the young men runs across the road and approaches the nuns.

“Excuse me, are you the head nun?” he asks the lead nun sheepishly.

“Yes, my son. I am the Mother Superior of the convent. What can I do for you?” she replies with a curious grin.

“Well ma’am, I have a strange question. But, umm, are any of your nuns midgets?” he spits out. Seeing her shocked face, he continues. “You know, maybe a dwarf, pygmy, something like that?”

“My son,” she calmly states, “we would welcome anyone into our convent, regardless of stature. But no, we currently have no sisters that are little people.”

And with that the frat bro turns to his buddy, who is still on the other side of the road, and hollers, “Hey Gary, I told you ya fucked a penguin last night!”