A principal is in a health class telling them it will be sex education week and gym teacher Mr. Wilson will be teaching.
The principal exits the classroom, then comes in walking Mr. Wilson with a banana in hand.
“Class, today I will be teaching you all how to properly put on a condom.”
The kids look at him and the banana.
Mr. Wilson tells them, “You’re probably wondering why I have a banana. Well, because it’s hard for me to get an erection on an empty stomach.”
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