The Medical Student’s Diagnosis

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While making his rounds, a doctor points to an X-ray and addresses a group of medical students.

“As you can see,” he says, “this patient limps because his left tibia and fibula are severely bowed.”

The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”

“Well,” says the student, “I suppose I’d limp too.”

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Posted: June 19, 2026 (2 days ago)
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