The Second Coming

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A Catholic girl goes into confession and says to the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

He asks, “How did this happen, my child?”

She says, “I think it must be the second coming.”

The priest, shocked by this reply, asks, “What makes you think it is the second coming?”

She replies, “Because I swallowed the first one!”

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Posted: May 14, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: misunderstanding, religion, sexual innuendo
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