The Second Coming

A Catholic girl goes into confession and says to the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

He asks, “How did this happen, my child?”

She says, “I think it must be the second coming.”

The priest, shocked by this reply, asks, “What makes you think it is the second coming?”

She replies, “Because I swallowed the first one!”

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Deluxe Magic Hat

My wife thinks that TV is a big waste of time, but I just learned something that’s sure to change her mind: When buying a magic hat for the kid’s snowman, spring for the deluxe version that keeps the snowman from melting when the temperature goes above freezing.

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Posted: May 14, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: misunderstanding, religion, sexual innuendo
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