The Spies and the Firing Squad

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A British spy, Irish spy and Scottish spy are captured by the Nazis…

Just as the Nazis are about to open fire, the British spy shouts

“Hurricane!”

and all the Nazis run, allowing the British spy to escape

Angered, they return, and prepare to shoot the Scottish spy when he shouts

“Typhoon!”

and all the Nazis run, allowing the Scottish spy to escape

The Nazis return again, angry, to kill the Irish spy when he shouts

“Fire!”

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Posted: May 21, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: international humor, military, wordplay
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