The Three Sons-in-Law and the River

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A mother-in-law wanted to test which of her three sons-in-law was the nicest.

She pretended to fall into a river while walking with the first son-in-law.

He quickly jumped in and saved her.

The next morning, he found a Chevrolet Malibu with a note: “From your mother-in-law.”

The second son-in-law did the same thing and received a Ford Fusion the next day.

Then came the third son-in-law’s turn.

When the mother-in-law jumped into the river again, he just watched… and walked away.

The next morning, he found a brand-new Cadillac Escalade with a note: “From your father-in-law!”

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Posted: May 29, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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