A mother-in-law wanted to test which of her three sons-in-law was the nicest.
She pretended to fall into a river while walking with the first son-in-law.
He quickly jumped in and saved her.
The next morning, he found a Chevrolet Malibu with a note: “From your mother-in-law.”
The second son-in-law did the same thing and received a Ford Fusion the next day.
Then came the third son-in-law’s turn.
When the mother-in-law jumped into the river again, he just watched… and walked away.
The next morning, he found a brand-new Cadillac Escalade with a note: “From your father-in-law!”
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