They Dont Fuck Around at Those Crematoriums

A seven-year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher:

Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren’t you at school yesterday?
Tommy: Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt.
Teacher: Oh Dear, he wasn’t too badly hurt I hope?
Tommy: Oh yes Miss, they don’t fuck around at those crematoriums.

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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