Three mothers, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are talking about how disappointed they are in their daughters.
The redheaded mom says, “I found whiskey in my daughter’s room, and I didn’t even know she drank.”
The brunette mom says, “I found marijuana in my daughter’s room, and I didn’t even know she did drugs.”
The blonde mom says, “I found condoms in my daughter’s room, and I didn’t even know she had a dick!”
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